Leave it to a newspaper in San Francisco (SF Gate) to get the real "scoop" on the Screech Powers (real name: Dustin Diamond) sex tape.
The former TV personality is releasing a 40 minute porn, yes let's just call it a porn, of himself and two women. We say "he's releasing it" because his agent David Hans Schmidt tells the newspaper that he has the rights to it and they are for sale.
Oh, save us from the "bell" of Screech!
What kind of world is this where a has-been makes his own sex tape in order to drum up business?
Schmidt told another paper, the New York Daily News, "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business, mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
And Mr. Power's manager -- heaven knows why he still has a manager -- hopes the tape will help his clients career.
Well, we gotta hand it to Diamond. He's got the "Powers," apparently. He's living up to his last name. Two women in bed. And two handlers helping to sell this thing.
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Comments
Hannah Fried wrote:
Dirty Sanchez. That is all.
posted at October 5, 2006 12:15 AM
Brian wrote:
This is just sad. It would of been better if the porn some how "accidently" gotten leaked to the public, more of a scandle. As we all know it did wonders for Paris Hilton.
posted at October 5, 2006 10:33 AM
Brian wrote:
This is just sad. It would of been better if the porn some how "accidently" gotten leaked to the public, more of a scandle. As we all know it did wonders for Paris Hilton.
posted at October 5, 2006 10:33 AM
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