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Congressional Brain Malfunction
June 07, 2006
If a senator returns to the floor of the senate with his fly open — and the scene is shown on local news — the channel will be fined more than $300,000. That’s the new price of a "wardrobe malfunction," after the House votes today to increase fines for indecency tenfold.
“By raising fines to $325,000, I am confident that broadcasters will think twice about pushing the envelope, and our kids will be better for it,” said Representative Red Upton, Republican from Michigan.
Bush, ever-ready to protect children from flying nipples, is ready to sign the law.
Surprisingly, no one seems to care that this new penalty will only apply to the broadcast networks. The world will still be safe for unlimited wardrobe malfunctions on cable, satellite channels and the Internet.
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